Tricky Dick with The Carpenters at the White House in 1973 |
John Henry Bonham! |
But time marches on, and the lighter sound of the 70's evolved from AM Pop into singer/songwriters like Jackson Browne, James Taylor and Carole King. Those who weren't partying to boogie-fied Hard Rock were enjoying more radio friendly tunes from the likes of Elton John, Fleetwood Mac and Steve Miller. At the same time, an onslaught of Disco acts like the remodeled Bee Gees, Donna Summer, and KC and the Sunshine Band had begun their takeover of the charts, which they would dominate through the later 70's. During this time, Richard Carpenter was having difficulties with a prescription drug habit and Karen would struggle with anorexia and likely some other issues as well. In 1977, with their squeaky-clean style long out of fashion and their record sales falling off the charts like dead flies, The Carpenters took an adventitiously strange left turn into some high level weirdness.
In the music business, when sales of a formerly popular act falter, the suits don't blame the artist; they go after the producer first. The producer in this case, was Richard Carpenter. But such was the shift in the taste of the ever-fickle public that, at that time, no outside producer wanted to work with The Carpenters! So the suits caved and permitted Richard to continue producing the recordings, but demanded that he turn in something very different. According to Richard Carpenter himself, "Not one major producer would sign on. Radio was not quite as friendly at that time to our type of sound and to be honest, my track record on the whole was a tough act to follow. Accordingly, I remained producer, but I did try to approach this new project from a different angle, hence my selection of songs for this album made 'Passage' a bit of a departure from our previous recordings."
To say that "Passage" was a departure is something of an understatement. It's the kind of change-up that usually does little else but confuse fans. Even The Carpenters' familiar swirly logo was ditched for the cover art. Opening the album was a Michael Franks tune with the Zappa-esque title of "B'wana, She No Home" that only compounded matters. But it was the album closer that raised plenty of eyebrows.
US picture sleeve for the 'Calling Occupants' 45 |
The rumor was originally concocted by Providence Journal reviewer Steve Smith in February 1977. stating in an article that the album might be an anonymous project by The Beatles themselves. The rumor turned into a global phenomenon with Beatle fans being fed 'clues' by radio stations, Capitol Records, and print media alike.
While all this was happening, Klaatu themselves were in England, recording their second album. They were somewhat aware of the situation, but did not take it entirely seriously, possibly because the UK's New Musical Express famously published an article on 'The Beatles are Klaatu' theory under the snarky title "Deaf Idiot Journalist Starts Beatle Rumour". Meanwhile, Capitol Records, who controlled The Beatles' music in the US, tried to make as much scratch out of the rumor as possible, by issuing ambiguously worded promotional statements that failed to make the band's identity entirely clear. The dust was soon settled when a program director at WWDC in Washington, D.C., checked the records at the U.S. Copyright Office and uncovered the band members' real names. Suffice it to say they were not John, Paul, George or Ringo. Well, there was a John, but... oh, just have a listen.
The band, Klaatu: John Woloschuck, Terry Draper and Dee Long |
Mary: How did The Carpenters come to record your song?
John: As we found out later, their guitar player discovered our first album during that 'Beatle Rumour Thingy' and brought it to their attention.
Terry: Wasn't there something Richard Carpenter said about "The 3 Bs… The Beatles, Beach Boys and Burt Bacharach, instead of Bach, Beethoven and Brahms…" or something to that effect?
John: I seem to recall something like that. Anyway, they were much taken with our endeavor and decided to record "Calling Occupants" with a full orchestra and choir, much to our delight. Actually, Terry and I were both fans of The Carpenters long before this. Karen's beautiful voice and those lush arrangements and those chromatic chord progressions…
Terry: (singing) "Rainy Days and Mondays always get me-e dowwwwn…"
Mary: So, it's safe to say you like their approach, their cover of your song?
Terry: Actually, we see it, or should I say, we hear it, as the ultimate compliment. This song is unlike anything that The Carpenters had attempted previously and they nailed it. I think their version is more accessible than ours… more mainstream.
So apparently, the boys from Klaatu were happy with how things turned out and everyone lived happily ever after. But wait, there's more! Oh yes, it gets weirder. You'll recall that Richard Carpenter made a point of stating that there was no actual World Contact Day, despite its mention in the subtitle of the song. Apparently, their fans had asked them repeatedly about it, as if Karen and Rich had the answer. But, there was one indeed.
World Contact Day was first declared on March of 1953 by an organization called the International Flying Saucer Bureau, as a day on which all IFSB members would attempt to send a telepathic message into space, theorizing that if both telepathy and alien life were real, a large number of people focusing on an identical piece of text may be able to transmit the message through space. The message which IFSB members focused on in 1953 was: "Calling occupants of interplanetary craft that have been observing our planet Earth. We of IFSB wish to make contact with you. We are your friends, and would like you to make an appearance here on Earth. Your presence before us will be welcomed with the utmost friendship. We will do all in our power to promote mutual understanding between your people and the people of Earth. Please come in peace and help us in our Earthly problems. Give us some sign that you have received our message. Be responsible for creating a miracle here on our planet to wake up the ignorant ones to reality. Let us hear from you. We are your friends." The message is both referenced and quoted by the songwriters of the band Klaatu in their song, "Calling Occupants...". So how could Carpenter not know about all this?
Now, let's go back to the movie "The Day The Earth Stood Still". You'll recall that the movie came out in what year? 1951; two years prior to World Contact Day. In the film, intergalactic emissary Klaatu is injured by the military upon his arrival. Klaatu escapes his guards and lodges at a boarding house, assuming the alias of a Mr. Carpenter(!), the name on a dry cleaners' tag attached to the clothing he borrows. There's a reason for this in the script, but it remains an interesting coincidence. Or is it?
Finally, there's this bit of fodder for the Beatle theorists. On the cover of his 1974 album for Capitol Records, "Goodnight Vienna", Ringo Starr's head was shown superimposed on the body of Klaatu. The connection was fortified by Apple promotional material for the album, such as this button that reads 'Don't Forget: Klaatu Barada Nikto', which is Klaatu's famous missive to his robot, Gort. Klaatu used the phrase to instruct Gort to pilot their spaceship away from Earth, as Klaatu had been mortally wounded. (According to the film's scriptwriters, the implied translation of the phrase is "I die, repair me, do not retaliate".) By the way, Ringo's album title is Liverpool slang for "Let's get out of here". So, there's that.
"Calling Occupants..." would resurface as an intolerably awful cover by Babes In Toyland, on the spotty-at-best 1994 tribute album, "If I Were A Carpenter", and again in 2001, when recordings of The Langley Schools Music Project became a hit with hipsters. Both are worth avoiding by a light year, at least.
Unless you are an obsessive fan or collector, this 2 CD anthology of The Carpenters is all you will ever need or want. It's nicely mastered, thorough, and priced right.
Regarding Klaatu, there's about a dozen releases on the market, but the ones to have are a couple of British import 'two-fers' that together, contain their first 4 albums; 2 on each.
All of the songs that are worth having on Ringo Starr's "Goodnight Vienna" album appear on this nicely comprehensive collection of Ringo's best work. Peace and Love to Ringo, nonetheless.
And in case you've not had the pleasure of viewing the original 1951 version of "The Day The Earth Stood Still", it's now out on Blu-Ray and looking good. Avoid the 2008 Keanu Reeves remake like a snot-infested daycare center. The packaging of both versions is very similar, so read the box carefully.
Goodnight, Vienna!